Hump-Week 44

A bra can be called a double slingshot, which is the only one I've heard at the moment. There are actually other slangs of calling a bra that I'm not aware of?

Other possible uses for a bra: inventive parachuting objects down from 2-story buildings, of course the classic slingshot, mouth-nose cover mask (made especially for 2 headed creatures), a seductive mouse-trap for luring guys into a woman's lair (all you gotta do is to put cheese in it), maybe earmuffs or antennae/animal ears headbands (i.e. like bunny ears, aliens, etc.), or 2 tiny baskets? The possibilities are hilariously endless...

01. reality - life, give or take its unexpected spontaneity
02. lather - bath, soapy, bubbles
03. tramp - prostitute
04. alligator - toothy, log-like water creature
05. crackle - snap, pop, errr rice crispies?
06. exposure - too revealing; mostly pertains to the human body
07. imaginary - the impossible workings of the mind, but it can't translate into reality...
08. lick - lollipop, dog
09. cabbage - veggies
10. howl - wolf, werewolf
11. fracture - bone, crack in the skull, the earth...
12. sprinkle - water sprinkles!! summer, sprinkles on a cake!
13. junkyard dog - my 2 dogs trash my backyard, tearing up newspapers and dragging dead squirrels or mice home, having them all of the yard... It's rather irritating to have to clean up after them.

= From BD Insanity, where the proud insanes live and prosper.

Music Mambo-Week 33

Music made me the person I am today because....... I am oftentimes a lyrical poet, experimenting with the sounds of words in alliteration, rhythm, rhyming, etc.

The first time I heard (Christina Aguilera, the Spice Girls, and All Saints), I knew that I was (happy with the soulful type of music).

Boy bands make me want to (shudder and cringe, because they sound like girls).

(DJ Encore's music) makes me want to get up and dance.

(Evanescence) is (one of) my favorites, because.... I also like rock music with dark lyrics...

If I want to relax, I'd listen to (instrumental jazz music on the radio in the evenings).

If it weren't for (Linkin Park, Third Eye Blind, etc.), I never would have listened to (as much rock music I would've liked).

Music is the language that screams and sings out what our souls are incapable of doing or expressing.

= From BD Insanity, where the proud insanes live and prosper.

Hump-Week 43

I'd like to be sandwiched between 2-3 fabulous careers and a possible great love life?

01. You have a magic faucet in your home that dispenses whatever you want in unlimited quantities -- it will never run dry. What is it that flows from your faucet? 3 faucets for water, orange juice, and Sprite/7-up.

02. On your way to work/school you see a billboard with you on it which advertises your best character or physical attribute. What sort of picture would be on the billboard and what would the one-line advertisement say? Me looking mysterious and sophisticated in an attractive way. One liner: "Life and Love the Lotus Way."

03. Using the letters of the title of your blog or your internet nick, create a list of things for which you are thankful.

A - ll & everything
M - ind
B - ig family
I - mmense heart
G - et-togethers
U - nconditional friends everywhere
I - mmortal and everlasting Father in Heaven
T - ouch
Y - outh at heart
L - ife
O - pen arms of comfort
T - alks
U - ber food
S - helter

04. You've heard the terms King of Pop and Drama Queen. Thinking along the same lines, what would you be king or queen of? Queen of Wisom & Understanding

05. You are a social police officer and have the authority to approach people and ticket them for their offenses -- like The Fashion Police or the Manners Police. What police force would you be on and what sort of tickets would you issue? Manners Police. Tickets issued: excessive and unnecessary crude language, not saying thank you's and please's, hypocrisy, bad-mouthing others...

Music Mambo-Week 32

1. Desert Island Discs, the age old question, what 5 albums from your collection would you want with you on a desert island? (Assuming that you had limitless batteries and a discman.) DJ Encore, Linkin Park, Evanescence, and other miscellaneous rock bands out there...

2. After getting in your car, you realize you've forgotten your favorite disc in "the crib". You turn off the engine to go back inside to fetch it. You're late for work because it takes you 20 minutes to find it. What cd was worth the trouble? No, I can't afford to get fired! I need the $$$ to pay thru life's necessities!

3. What is on your most wanted list for music right now? None.

4. You're given a gift card for $100.00 at your favorite music store, what do you buy with it? Oooh!! More music cd's and dvd's, of course. :D

5. Recommend me...

a) a song: "Imaginary"-Evanescence

b) an album: can't think of one at the moment...

c) a band: *draws a blank*

d) a video: don't watch TV as much... *wink*